Everyone knows the coveted tramp stamp is a tattoo on the lower back, usually of a women. Personally I see nothing wrong with this location because it is flat, usually won't stretch if you have a kid or something, and has the potential to look really cute. The new name for the side tattoos has a personal sting to it though. For those of you who do not know, tattoos on the side along the rib cage are starting to be known as skank flanks. Last summer, when I got my tattoo, this term was either not yet coined, or hadn't caught on. I mean I'm not going to get mine removed or anything crazy and I still absolutely love it, but REALLY. Was that necessary? Current mood: annoyed.
My title, as you guys might guess, is my name for a select male tattoo. I'm going to make a generalization right now: Tribal tattoos are for douche bags. See my friends to the right here? Mini douche bags in training. I have no idea who they are because I just used google images and searched "douche bag."
From now on when I see a tribal tattoo, I am going to call it a douche TAG. I thought of this and then realized I should probably google it to make sure I'm not going to look like a big idiot. All I found were a few urban dictionary posts calling anything that defined a douche bag as a douche tag. For example: blue tooth, bling, overall douche-y attitude, flashy clothes, tight-fit shirts, you get it. None of them actually define meaningless tribal tattoos are the douche tag so that is what I'm doing. RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY MOMENT I PROCLAIM ALL SENSELESS TRIBAL TATTOOS AS DOUCHE TAGS. Got a problem? Take it up with my skank flank.
-Ashlee
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